Dear jerks Tampa Bay Rays:
So… what the hell are you doing? The AL East community thought they had a deal. It’s you in the bottom two until the anti-Christ shows and the Sox and Yankees battling it out for good and evil. SOMEtimes we may invite Toronto or Baltimore to a dance, but you, ugly stepchild, you should stop being so pesky.
See that first place position? It’s unhealthy for you to be there. I just care about your health. See how nice I am?
It’s about time for those injuries and unaccomplished deadline deals to wreak havoc on you and your goal. Quite frankly, I don’t know if you’re just oblivious to it or if you’re just simply ignoring your destiny.
If you continue to play this way, people will have no choice but to take you and your talented players seriously. And, really, that wouldn’t be fair to the media outlets. They’ll lose sleep and forget about their big-market teams that cry for attention. Those poor writers will produce garbage because they don’t know how to correctly identify your players without doing a double take at the team with which they’re associated.
Let’s try to pull it together and make everyone in Red Sox Nation happy. We just want things the way they were, that’s all.
Here’s to your health and your pending demise playoff goal. We hope you fall apart wish you the best.
Love, RSN
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA….I love how quickly 88 years is forgotten and now all Pink Hatters think that winning is a birthright.
/rolling in grave
It his hilarious that you even took the time to write this garbage. This Rays team is for real & what is amazing is that they are young….real young, which means you will be writing gargage like this for many years to come. They may fall off this year due to some injuries & a very difficult schedule in September, but the 2-team race in the east is a thing of the past. Deal with it.
So, what you’re saying is I should write more stuff like this?
It was a joke, guys. I think the Rays are a legitimate contender. I, like any local fan, root for the home team. Josh fits that category, but the “Babe” obviously hates seeing his Yankees falling apart. (boo-hoo)
Nice sense of humour. Shame that it went over some peoples heads
GO RAYS!!
Thanks for the invitation. You know, after all these years of being in dead last place in August, it sure is nice to look up and see something besides a bunch of assholes!
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