Ok, Roger.
You’ll have about 13 of the 60 Minutes to explain your B-12 (Palmeiro, anyone?) shots and your pain killers.
Then, you’ll have to make sure you ARE telling the truth because, under oath, this month, you’re the next contestant on the new hit game show that’s taking the country by storm: Believe it or Stuff it (thank you Gary Craig and John Elliot).
I’m not sure if you’ll plead the fifth or if you’ll sit there and tell only half of the story. I do know, however, that you’ll have a chance to look really good or really guilty. This is almost too easy, isn’t it?
If you go to D.C. and state your side, you’ll have two or more people waiting in line behind you to dispute your claims.
If you don’t go for some ridiculous reason, you’ll look guilty.
If you go and don’t talk, you’ll look guilty.
Hmmm… It should make for interesting television. Thank God for TiVo.